Let me ask a thing,
WHY DOES THE SELF CHECKOUT MACHINE BEEP WHEN YOU BUY A FUCKING PREGNANCY TEST. I BOUGHT A BAG OF POWDERED SUGAR TO COVER THAT SHIT UP AND YOU FUCKING CALL OVER AN ATTENDANT. YOU SHITHEAD.
This has been a public service announcement from Olivia.
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god